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messere voland
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  Posted on 4/20/2005
Hi...


That's something I got on my mail some time ago... the Advertising Slogan generator reminded me of it. These are...

The truely and absolutely fake Nonsensical Chinese Sayings!

The following are just an instance, you can create your own (I won't tell you what of these are mine, he he...):


"When your compass says one thing and your map another, either your compass is broken, your map is wrong, or you're in deep shit"

"When the bear breathes deep, the rabbit gets cold"

"Small feet never use big gloves"

"A high tower is a low hill"

"A leaf in the stream is like a dead fish in your kettle"

"If your map says thay you're on the mountain over there, then you're lost"

"Raise a wall and your trees will shine under the sun"

"Your home isn't your pit"

"A duck is a duck, but the fowl doesn't knows"

"Rain on your hat is like stones on the mountain"

"If you walk West, nobody in the North will tell"

"Over there always means up there"

"Sing like a bird, sleep like a tiger, eat like a bear"

And my favorite:

"If you pee on the soup, don't salt it"


Want to create your own? ;)
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"Ideals are like the stars: we can't reach them, but they light the way" - Be careful when picking your enemies: you'll always end resembling them (Jorge Luís Borges)
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Capo of Arabia
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  Posted on 4/23/2005
Man with shotgun is not one to piss off
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"Ideals are like the stars: we can't reach them, but they light the way" - Be careful when picking your enemies: you'll always end resembling them (Jorge Luís Borges)
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Michka LaRouge
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LIB
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  Posted on 4/24/2005
Confucious say:
"Man who gets laid in strawberry patch has ass in jam."
"Woman who cooks carrots in pot and peas in pot not sanitary."
"Man who get laid on hillside not on level."
;) ;D
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Short Jack Gold
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  Posted on 4/26/2005
Fake Ancient Chinees Proverb ....

Man who can read this .....
Doesn't need glasses ! 8)
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Cabin doors swingin' on ther 'inges - 'arf eaten dinners - limp arms 'angin' outa bunks -
YELLOW JACK !!!
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Soron
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Man who is able to read this is able to read... ;)
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